'10's Dad: Who's Lady Gaga?
'11 Former Rugby Player: What's deodorant?
Prof in 10A: I found a search on my son's computer for "Flinstone Porn."
'13 Redhead: Did you know that all of the world's most ultra orthodox religions believe that the messiah will be a redhead? Guys, I could be Jesus.
FSP Prof in Lecture: A hand holding a shaft with some hair at the tip.
'11 Girl: I wish I could black out work and remember my nights.
AD '12: Ugh it's so hot right now. I wish I could just shower in Keystone.
'10 TriDelt: There's a paddle where my heart used to be.'10 Estranged AD: Just hold my hand. Please?
'11 Grad Student: I just don't want to be that old guy in the relationship.'11 Guy: I mean, you're only 24. You're like the same age as Lady Gaga.
