'12 AD: This house is full of crazy people.
SD 1: They took our outdoor futon.SD 2: WAIT, what?! Where are we gonna fu-tan?!
XH to Girl: Are you a gypsy?
'12 Guy: I have boob envy. Sometimes I imagine I'm in one of those carwashes, but it's boobs. I want to be smothered in boobs.
'12 Guy: Wait, is there a girl version of Masters?'12 Girl: Yeah, it's called Mistresses!
'12 SD: What are your least favorite things? Mine are dancefloor makeouts.'12 Tri Delt: Blackout makeouts.'12 SD 2: Racism.
'12 Guy: She has a mustache, dude, I can't do it.drunk '11 girl: but like EVERYONE looks so attractive right now.
'12 AD: Everyone in my house is busy tonight.'12 SAE: Why? Corporate recruiting?'12 AD: No ... Astro quiz.
'12 Guy: What'd you do this weekend?'11 Guy: I went to bed at like, 11 both nights. '12 Guy: Do you have mono?
