'13 Girl: Let's turn walking to the River into a drinking game. Every time you don't see S&S, drink.
'11 Girl on Saturday morning of Green key: Do you think I can walk on all fours today?
'81 Heorot Alum: Your serve is getting a lot better. I'm glad my tuition is going to good use.
'11 Guy: I really like her. She's got a rockin body and she's really charming. She reminds me a lot of...well...me!
'13 Guy: If my body could make it through Green Key, it shouldn't have any trouble with two midterms and a presentation.
'10 Girl 1: What's the difference between eyefucking someone and staring them down?'10 Girl 2: It's all in the eyebrows.
'12 Girl: Showering was great today. I washed off all the sins of Green Key.
'13 Girl: What do professors do for Green Key?Writing prof: Run and HIDE.
