'11 Guy: The results were wrong or something because of the, uh...placenta effect.
'11Guy to '11 Girl: Let's go back to single sex education...(thinks)...actually I probably wouldn't have come here. But neither would you!
'12 AD: I think I'm gonna go for no sleeves for all of sophomore Summer.'12 Psi U: Yeah, I gotta cut off all my sleeves.'12 AD: Totally, it shows you're living in the moment.
'13 Guy: Oh my god! 'Tails stand for cocktails!
'10 Guy: DTF? What is that, data transfer file?
'10 Heorot in yellow Tommy Hilfiger Polo: I need to do laundry so bad. I'm freakin' out without a graphic tee on right now.10 Heorot in graphic tee: Weird bro.
'10 Girl, Collis porch: Every time I get the urge to call him, I call my mom instead. I think she's starting to feel harassed.
'12 Girl on cell phone: Hey what's up?...Wait, are you drunk?...It's five in the afternoon!...You could've taken an Advil for that!
