'10 Girl: Oh my gosh, you guys, we're gonna be, like, freshmen at life next year!
'11 Guy: Unfortunately, I do not enjoy being slapped by women. Maybe someday, in areas of the body other than the face. But not presently.
'12 Girl: Did you see the overheard about the '13 who didn't understand the overheard about the '13 who wanted to be on dimensions and H-CROO?'12 Guy: Yeah, I still don't see how it's funny.
'10 Guy 1: My friend wants to get T-shirts that say DTF: Dartmouth Track and Field'10 Guy 2: If he gets those T-shirts I'm putting up a sign in front of Leverone that says they're insensitive and racist.
'11 Sigma Delt: It's actually pronounced KEHsha'10 Sigma Delt: What? That's bullshit. She's wrong. It's KeeeeeSha. I don't care if it's her name.'11 Sigma Delt: I mean I guess this all hinges on how you pronounce a dollar sign.
'13 Girl: I don't do drugs. I don't do any hard drugs. I dont do any really hard drugs...
'13 Girl: Sometimes I wish they served alcohol at FoCo.
'13 Girl: Weekend nights I either hook up with a guy or eat pizza.
