As Liz Lemon of "30 Rock" once said, "Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce and exploit gender stereotypes." There's that and the general lack of romance in the Dartmouth dating scene or, more accurately, the "hook-up scene" to begin with. While I'm sure some couples did enjoy an intimate dinner at FoCo on Valentine's Day, I'm also sure others were wondering whether it would be appropriate to schedule a pong date that day and if that would pass as romantic. So here's a more appropriate V-Day collection of songs celebrating sexual and relationship dysfunction, promiscuity, infidelity and revenge. Hope everyone had a happy Anna Howard Shaw Day!
"Girls and Boys" Blur
"Kill Her Off" The Ropes
"Lipstick and Bruises" Lit
"Scotty Doesn't Know" Lustra
"Cry Me a River" Justin Timberlake
"Modern Swinger" The Pink Spiders
"Get It Up" Mindless Self Indulgence
"Finding out True Love is Blind" Louis XIV
"It's Business Time" Flight of the Conchords
"Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" Nancy Sinatra
