They put enough sauce on Collis stir-fry to fill a small tub. The alfredo sauce in the pasta bar has a tendency to taste like Cheez-whiz. And worst of all, when you do want one of those classic Collis specialties, you can never make up your mind and usually end up defaulting to Foco and ordering your usual Spicy Russian, which we all know doesn't bode well for that bikini-bod you are hoping to show off on the Green this spring.
So why not pull a Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus and get the best of both worlds by combining two of your favorite ingredients, into one delicious meal? Teriyaki pasta is super easy to make and is sure to satisfy. 1. When you're in the stir fry line, order your usual (ie Chicken stir fry with teriyaki sauceor whatever sauce you would like)2. BUT when they ask you what kind of rice you would like, ask for a scoop of pasta instead 3. Watch as people stare in amazement at your incredible concoction, wishing they had thought of it first4. DON'T sharethey should have read the column.
And best of all, for all this it only costs about $3 not that anyone actually looks at how much their food costs, but you'll be thanking me come exam time when you have enough DBA to sustain your midnight Novack runs.
