'13 Girl: Are you guys having the Dodecs show tonight?'11 Guy: No, that's Sigma Delt ... I'm not a Sigma Delt.'13 Girl: Oh! I keep forgetting Sigma Delt's not a frat.
'11 Girl: My goals are to hook up with an AD and a BG, so i'm going to make a shirt, with it kind of staggered, like a checklist. It's going to say B-A-G-D when i'm done. See it? BAGGED!
'12 Girl: Convention made my night so much shorter. By 8 p.m. I had already done everything I usually do in an entire night out: blacked out, slept with someone and lost multiple articles of clothing.
Administrator: I just registered Panarchy for too much. I thought a handle was 15 drinks!
FSP Guy: Sorry for booting on you.FSP Girl: Umm ... it's OK. I'm kind of glad you did. Now the situation has closure.
'11 SAE 1: Yeah I'm going to Ghana for my off term.'11 SAE 2: Dude, I thought it was Kenya.'11 SAE 1: Yeah man, my bad, they both end in "nahh."
'10 Tabard: When I'm drunk, I like to piss while I walk, weird?'10 Alpha Phi: Not at all, when I was younger I always wanted to piss like a boy.
'11 Girl: If I could say one nice thing about her, it would be that her physical grim-ness isn't entirely overwhelming.
Person 1: What qualifications do you need to have to be a Sexpert?Person 2: I think you need to have at least gotten to second base in high school.
