'12 Girl to S&S officer behind the bar at AD: Can I get a beer?
'12 Guy: We'll have to do a surprise exorcism on you.
Girl on Collis porch: It's the same concept as: If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? If you black out the whole night, did you have fun?
'11 AD: I took a bath in Perrier once. It ruled.
'09 Tabard: whatever, BG's like a minstrel show anyway.
'11 Girl: Oh hey, remember that time you pooped yourself?
'11 KDE: I was running! You have to give it context!
'12 Guy 1: Are you going to join the woodsmen's team?
'12 Guy 2: Next year. Next year, I'll become a man.
'10 guy 1: are you going to derby?
'10 guy 2: no, but if I was I would wear my d-bag orange pants.
'12 Guy sitting in Tabard Basement: I'm really fascinated with this scene right now. Everyone in this basement could potentially be looking to hook up with everyone else. It's confusing.
