Girl 1 in Novack: Where did my Diet Coke go? Ugh, someone probably stole it. Oh well, whoever took it is going to get herpes from me.
'10 Girl 1: So what happens when you're Catholic and get confirmed?
'10 Girl 2: I think you get a new name.
'10 Girl 1: It's just like convention!
'12 Girl: Fun fact: My grandma bought me a vibrator for Christmas.
'09 #1: You're taking Gov 10 AND Econ 10 next term? You know you only get credit for one, right?
'09 #2: Yeah. I'm terrible with numbers, so this way if I fail one, I'll still get my Gov degree on time.
'11 Kappa: I don't want to go to college anymore. I just want to hang out.
'11 Kappa: Yeah. I just really wanna be Lady Gaga.
Girl [walking out of Phi Delt Reds at midnight]: That was so not worth it.
Girl [walking into Phi Delt Reds at midnight]: We're never leaving this place!
'10 Kappa: I hate Bronchitis! My abs hurt from coughing.
'10 Tri-Delt: No...coughing is a great ab workout.
'09 AD: Normally, I would advise the asshole game, but this girl seems weird, so maybe if you just were a little bit nice she'd buy that or something.
'10 Kappa to '10 TDX: Why did you IM me a heart? Stop sending me emoticons!
