'09 Girl: Wait, does Corona del Mar mean beer of the sea?
'10 Guy 1: Yo, did you get that weird blitz about the rooster costume?
'10 Guy 2: Yeah, I think Basilisk started tapping today.
'12 Girl 1: Are you going out tonight?
'12 Girl 2: No, I have no motivation. I would have to put on a real bra.
'10 Alpha Phi: Hey, Pennsylvania is the Keystone State! That's awesome.
'10 Sigma Delt: Uh, yeah. It was in the middle of the thirteen colonies.
'10 Alpha Phi: I meant in the sense of the beer, you enormous loser.
'10 Kappa to '10 Psi U: I am so into you, but you are such a manslut!
'12 Guy: Just because your daddy is loaded and you went Horace whatever private
school and you have a bang doesn't mean you can boss people around.
'12 Girl: ...I don't have a BANG!
Alpha Phi '10: That Theta Delt last night was hot.
'09 Guy: Why didn't you hook up with him?
Alpha Phi '10: I have a boyfriend.
'09 Guy: Oh yeah, sometimes I forget that.
Alpha Phi '10: Sometimes I forget too. That's why I hooked up with a Heorot later that night.
