Prospie: At Pomona they had bisexual bathrooms ... uh ... I mean unisex.
'11 BG: I always wanted to be like a B-side Jonas brother.
'12 Girl: I think I told him mid-hook up that I didn't want to be womanized.
'10 Guy: When it gets warmer, you guys should have another topless car wash.
'10 Tri-Delt: Huh?
'10 Guy: Yeah, that was a huge hit over the summer.
'10 Tri-Delt: Umm, that didn't happen.
'12 Guy: I really want to go to Berkeley for law school.
'12 Girl: To be honest, I just want to get married and go shopping at the Trader Joe's.
'09 KDE: Do you think "Gingers" are a race?
Tabard pledge: In two weeks, I'll be wearing a diaper and you'll be spanking me with a paddle.
'10 Girl: Yeah, do you have anything planned for 4/20?
'11 Girl: OH NO, today is 4/20? That means I missed the special offer at Bagel Basement.
Tri-Delt 1 (outside Phi Delt): Why was that guy all up in our faces?
Tri-Delt 2: I think he was trying to figure out if we were prospies or pretty ...
