'10 Girl: My dad is now sending me messages on twitter. I feel like my life has officially gone off the deep end.
Girl 1: It was a love tap!
Girl 2: I repeat, it's not a love tap if you're in your car.
'12 Guy (walking out of Foco, looking at plasma TV): Oh! That's how you spell quiche!
'09 Girl: Oh my god! The plasma TVs actually enhanced somebody's Dartmouth education!
'10 AD: She gave me that look of yeah, I'm sexually attracted to you, but why do you have to be such a pig?
1:40a.m., Baker Library:
'10 Girl: Hey are you studying in the 1902 room?
Guy: Oh yeah, it's a fricken opium den in there.
'10 Girl: I know I've been there for three days, I might just go back though.
Guy: C'mon, join the team! Join the team! Join the TEAM!!!
'08 Psi U: I want to go on Spring Break next year.
'09 TriDelt: You mean with the 10s? You will actually die!
'08 Psi U: My parents would be ashamed by my autopsy.
Guy: I wish Topside sold steroids. They are useful and expensive. My $200 would go so fast.
'10 AD: That kid looks ridiculous.
'10 Heorot: Yeah, in a fake pink Lacoste.
'10 AD: After labor day.
'10 Heorot: Ugh ... social suicide.
'10 Girl: Yeah ... I'd definitely try my breast milk.
'12 Guy: It's pretty sad that the biggest reason i want the economy to pick up is so The Hop will be open for our sophomore summer.
