'10 Girl: I dont know why guys always assume we want relationships, I mean all I want to do is play pong and hook up.
'11 KDE: I'm a top search on juicy campus... I'M SO F*CKING IMPORTANT!
Girl in Hop 1: Just because you suck at pong...
Girl in Hop 2: Doesn't mean you're a bad person.
Girl in Hop 3: But they're DEFINITELY correlated.
'10 Sigma Delt: I think I came out at birth.
While discussing the Heorot igloo:
'09 Alpha Phi: Maybe we should build an igloo, too! We could live there! It'd be almost like having a house!
'10 Alpha Phi: We could build it on Dean Redman's front lawn!
'10 AD to freshman girl: Look, I know we've been hooking up for a while now and I really like hanging out with you, but I just LOVE playing pong.
'10 Girl: The Reserves are like a B-side version of 1902 -- fewer people and less Adderall.
'10 Sigma Delt: What the hell is fro-yo?
'09 Guy: I'm thinking of growing out muttonchops.
'10 Girl: Omg. Seriously, if you grow muttonchops I'll pay you $15. And sleep with you.
'12 Boy: What are you going to do now that Heorot's closed?
'12 Girl: I don't know... I guess I'll have to go to Theta Delt all the time.
'11 boy: Our mascot should be a funny looking girl. There are a lot of those around here.
