'11 Girl: I usually use my tongue to open bottles.'11 Guy: Is that why your boyfriend is dating you?'11 Girl: Yeah. Wait, no!
'12 Rockapella: Where are we going to play pong?'09 Rockapella: Wherever there is freedom!
'12 Girl: Oh my god you're in Tri-Delt?! I LOVE Tri-Delt, and I really, really want to be a Tri-Delt!'09 Tri-Delt: ...that's nice.
'11 Sigma Delt: I'm just going to sit here like this ... holding my boob. I'll just hold it ... it's like a stress ball.
'11 Guy 1: So I was walking down frat row one night and there were two random KDE's coming towards me. As I walked by they both flashed me.'11 Guy 2: I don't like KDE all that much, though.'11 Guy 1: I don't care what house they belong to as long as they keep on flashing me.
Kappa: I have to go back early for rush and I have to say 'Friendship: the foundation of Kappa sisterhood.' (Pause) What a crock of shit.
'10 Guy: Do you think anyone on the corner has swagger like us?'08 Friend: No definitely not.'10 Guy: Ok, just checking.
'10 Tri-Delt in London: Is it bad that i kind of want to shag my British seminar prof?
'11 Girl: I thought that since he was so good at pong he'd be better at kissing.
'11 Kappa: Never have I ever ... hooked up with anybody NOT in AD, Theta Delt or Heorot!
