'09 Guy: Of course I'm drinking. Do you really think that I'm going to be sober and stand around a gross, smelly basement watching people try to awkwardly worm their way into each others' pants?
'12 Guy: I only boot in toilets because I have class.
'09 Girl: Triple sec is horrid. Predictive typing replaces sec with sex ... woohoo triple sex!
'12 Guy: I was debating whether to pledge AD or SAE next fall, but after reading the overheards last Friday about Kappas only wanting to hook up with ADs, Heorots, or Theta Delts, it made my decision pretty obvious -- im going AD.
'11 Kappa: I may be like a huge slut, but I'm not down with feeling naked.
'09 Girl 1: So I was looking at a map, and I discovered a whole new part of the world! Did you know that Mongolia is a country? And Russia is HUGE!
'09 Girl 2: ...God help us all.
'10 Chi Gam: Why should AZD get the house? Alpha Phi is hotter and puts out more!
'11 Girl: I need a third class. My 10A prof was so boring that I dropped the Class on Banner while I was still in it.
'11 Girl 1 (looking at Facebook pics): I didn't know Theta Delt had a formal...
'11 Girl 2: That's the Kappa formal.
