'11 AD [playing pong] : Can we stop playing this game and go study?
'10 Girl 1: You know what would make every girl want us during rush? If we had Homeplate waffle fries!!
'10 Girl 2: Omg. I have a wafflemaker!
'10 Girl 1: That's not how you make them.
'10 Guy: So I haven't done this in a while, isn't this the time when the older fraternity brother asks the freshman girl to go upstairs?
'12 Girl: Yes.
'10 Guy: Wanna go upstairs?
'12 Girl: No.
'09 Girl (In a conversation about her quote in last week's Overheards): Guess what else I just found out? Chicago's in Illinois!
'12 Guy 1: I have to see this Vivaldi concert tomorrow night at Eight.
'12 Guy 2: Wait! Vivaldi's coming here?
'11 Girl 1: This really cool baroque orchestra is playing tonight. You should come.
'11 Girl 2: Oh cool! Wait, but like what kind of music do they play? Classical?
'10 Psi U: Yeah, he was recruited for baseball, but then quit when he got here.
'10 Sigma Delt: Well, I got recruited for my intellect. Or at least that's what I like to tell people!
'11 Girl: I think that's why I drink ... so I have an excuse to eat fried food.
'11 Girl: Do you know where the bathroom is? I always forget.
'09 Chi Gam: It's AD, pick a room.
