'12 Guy: Don't f*ck with me! I'm passive aggressive!
'12 Guy 1: What the f*ck were you thinking letting her bite you like that?
'12 Guy 2: I didn't realize. I'm a beaten man.
'12 Girl [to '12 Guys]: So who is everybody?
'12 Guy: I'm the good-lookin' one.
'12 Girl: Prospies? Does that mean they come without morning-after Blitzes?
'09 Theta Delt: I mean, she's a little older. She's like, 20, but I mean, she's good to go, I guess...
'10 Guy: I wish I could see fake pictures of Sarah Palin naked.
'10 Girl: But you're SO much better in bed when you're sober!
'11 Girl 1: But he asked us to get weed for him!
'11 Girl 2: That's not flirtation, that's just creepy in a different way.
'09 Girl: My boyfriend just finished the LSAT, so I was going to take him out to dinner.
'09 Girl: Can't you just give him a blowjob and be done with it?
'11 Girl [in Foco]: And then he said, "No it's cool, I don't need music." Then he took off all his clothes and started panting and grunting and then I couldn't do my reading anymore.
'12 Girl: No, you guys definitely know SigEp. It's the one with the red door.
'12 Choate Girl 1: This is East Wheelock? It is sooo pretty.
'12 Choate Girl 2: Yeah girl, we live in the ghetto.
'12 Guy: I've heard that truckers stay awake at night by masturbating but not going all the way.
'10 Guy: I think I would just use coffee.
'11 Guy: Aww, no, that would burn!
'12 Boy [falling down the stairs at Chi Gam]: The problem is, is that I'm not drunk enough right now.
'12 Girl: I wish I could bring my camera everywhere.
'11 Girl [getting into '11 guy's car]: Dude, wow, your car smells like AD.
'10 Kappa: Man, I am so good at smiling. Like, if you took pictures of me, I would be smiling in like ALL of them.
'12 Girl [on cell phone]: No you didn't ... oh my god, that is so hot ... you hooked up with him? Oh my god ... did you videotape it?
'11 Girl: Yeah, she's really nice and all, but she's WAY too nice for me to ever actually be friends with her.
'10 Alpha Phi: The proper way to give a hand job is with your mouth!
TriDelt '09: Heels add a Darwinian aspect to rush.
TriDelt '10: Yeah, of course, because if you can't run across campus in heels, you're not fit to be in a sorority.
'11 Girl 1 [to '11 Girl 2]: There's a reason why I defriended you last night.
'11 Girl 3: On Facebook?
'11 Girl 1: No, at Theta Delt.
'10 KDE: I'd be so sketched out by myself if I wasn't me.
'09 SigEp: Ahhh, I can't hear out of my right ear again!
'10 SigEp: You and your alleged neurological issues...
'09 [on Collis Porch]: I just don't think DOC kids get postmodernism.
TDX Rush Blitz: The ceremonies will commence with a barbecue and lots of awkward conversation with other campus icons.
