'09 Guy 1: Touch the Fire!
'09 Guy 2: Touch each other!
D-List '12 [outside Tabard, trying to get into disco 'tails without being on the invite list]: But I'm gay!
'07 Kappa [to '08 BG]: Take your tongue out of my mouth! Well, at least it wasn't in my ear this time.
'12 Girl 1: So how was your night?
'12 Girl 2: There were a lot of 'no's.
'10 TriDelt: What do I taste like? Will you taste me?
'12 Guy [running around the bonfire]: Wanna make out?
'10 Girl 1: He had the first uncircumcised penis I've ever seen.
'10 Girl 2: Thoughts?
'10 Girl 1: It's funny because it looks like the ones from "Superbad."
'12 [in Homeplate]: Oh, I got streaked! I can't believe the first naked man I ever saw was a stranger! I am so sad!
Girl [on Frat Row]: You don't even know my name?
Boy: I know your personality and your heart.
'12 Guy: Argh, I keep cutting my finger shotgunning beers.
'12 Guy: I went to a coed frat last night. The floors were so clean; I won't ever do that again.
Frat Row [heard through Choates window]: I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE! YOU NEED MORE ALCOHOL!
'12 Girl: I heard that people go to Bagel Basement the morning after they hook up because it's a basement and it's like, dark.
'11 Girl 1: Last night she came home to find two guys passed out on her floor. They had to take a shot of something at Yale for frat initiation and woke up the next day at Dartmouth with no idea how they got there or what happened.
'11 Girl 2: They have cutter at Yale?!
Chi Gam: IDs? Thank you. IDs? That's a thong, thank you. IDs?
'12 Guy [on Frat Row]: I'm planning on having some impaired judgements tonight -- I tidied up my room and everything.
Rushee 1 [to torn Rushee 2]: I feel like TriDelt and Kappa are like Dartmouth and Harvard. It's like, I want to go to Kappa for the name, but I know TriDelt is way more fun and cooler.
'12 Girl: I didnt realize how drunk I was until I did a split while playing pong.
'12 Guy: College life is a series of stains.
