In honor of Yom Kippur, this week The Mirror turns its eyes on the guilt that plagues us all. When I told my mom about the theme she said, 'What does guilt have to do with Yom Kippur?!" Exactly, Mom. Exactly. And f*ck you for breast-feeding me until I was 5.
--Anonymous '09 D Editor
Dear Mom (and the rest of campus),
I'm guilty of procrastinating on this note until I was too tired and had to let a certain somebody take over. It will never happen again.