'10 AZD: God, that makes our hook up so much more legit now that he's won Masters.
'10 Theta Delt: Man, I wish we could have room to room blow jobs. Too bad no sorority would be down for that
'10 Kappa: Uhh... we'd be down.
'10 Tri-Delt #1 reading: Have you ever seen the richest blessings that life can bestow?
'10 Tri-Delt #2 cupping boobs: Yah! these babies!
'10 Tri-Delt at Theta Delt: I love the pig roast. You're eating good meat while watching good meat.
'10 Girl: Fck! Fck! F*ck!
S&S Officer: Sometimes I feel that way too.
High school camper girl to stunned camper boy: It seems like a decent job, reviewing porn, though I'd get grossed out by the really nasty stuff though.
'10 Girl: I took his siren, and I'm going to take his virginity.
'10 Kappa to '10 Kappa after dinner: You look gassy.
'10 BG: I feel like Tabard would love to [co-sponsor] a foam party. Like they love to get wet and naked.
'10 Girl: Oh my gosh! For once I just want to take a straight man to formal!
