'08 Male [on First Floor Berry]: If I wanted to take Adderall, do I have to snort it or can I just take it like a pill?
'11 nerd: Hey, that girl over there has a pi shirt on. I'm going to go hit on her.
'09 Guy: Vodka is made from potatoes?
'10 Girl: You'd think it would be bigger in Ireland.
Guy [On cell in the Hop]: It's marijuana season all year round, Mom!
'09 TriDelt: I wish I knew how to fly on a broomstick, except I'd have to watch out for airplanes.
Male '11 [on the Grill Line]: I'm so glad I'm on the top bunk. It's a higher altitude, you get drunk much faster.
Girl [yelling into cell at the Hop]: No, Mom, you don't understand, he has three majors AND he's writing a thesis in each one an-- I know, I'm TRYING to go after him!
'09 Girl [looking at emaciated emo boy]: I want to feed him three hamburgers and a girlfriend.
'08 Male [in Collis]: You know what's not fun? Dry heaving.
'08 SigmaDelt: Who isn't bisexual? Nobody.
