'11 Boy [at the Hop]: I want to get Schroedinger's Equation tattooed on my back.
'11 Friend: For what? Hydrogen?
'11 Boy: No, my favorite element!
'11 hockey player [to another '11 hockey player leaving Food Court]: When they're drunk they're all over you, and the next day they won't even talk to you.
'10 Govy Major: You know, humans aren't the only animals capable of war.
'10 Dude: What else?
'10 Govy Major: Gorillas. I learned about it my Gov class.
'10 Dude: You mean guerilla warfare?
'11 Girl: I hate Theta Delt. The service there is terrible.
'11 Girl: Where's Rocky?
'11 Girl 2: Attached to Silsby, near Russell Sage.
'11 Girl: Oh, so it's near Rockefeller.
'09 Girl: Yeah, there were lots of '09s and '10s at the party.
'10 Visitor: What? I didn't see that many attractive people at the party. I'd give it an average of 7, maybe.
'11 Girl [to AD Dog]: Want a drag of my cigarette?
'11 Girl: Otis Day tried to hook up with me.
Frat Boy [photographing his food at Murphy's]: The caption on Facebook of this will be "Mmm."
Drunk '11 Girl [to AXA Bartender]: Everybody's waiting for something.
AXA Bartender: Says the girl who already has a drink!
'11 Girl: Oh, no, I'm waiting for Jesus.
'11 Girl 1: How do you define an exhibitionist?
'11 Girl 2: Someone who enjoys sex acts in public.
'11 Guy: Who doesn't like performing sex acts in public!
'09 Sorority Girl 1: I'm thinking of heading over to Psi U soon.
'09 Sorority Girl 2: Why? What's going on there?
'09 Sorority Girl 1: Oh, you know, just a bunch of ass holes hanging out.
'08 Psi U: [redacted], you are such a badass.
'11 Girl: What? I don't have a bad ass. I think my ass looks nice.
'10 Girl: No one cares about ME. They only want my body. But I don't blame them.
