'09 girl 1: "You know what tomorrow is? FRIDAY! You know what Friday means? You know what Friday means? You know what Friday means?
'09 girl 2: "No. What?"
'09 girl 1: "OVERHEARDS!"
Football player at Greenprint: "I hate how my professor likes everything on one side of the page for papers ... I have to keep pressing enter a million times on the even numbered pages so I can Greenprint everything out on every other page."
'11 dude in Chi Gam Basement: "Dude, I thought women and gender studies was just like one long home ec course."
'11 dude's friend: "It is, isn't it?"
'10 girl: "I just got hazed. I can still taste leather in my mouth."
'11 girl: "Oh, it's like the dog whisperer ... You know ... Hugo Chavez."
'08 dude: "When it comes down to it, if I get either job I'll be filthy rich. And even if i'm not FILTHY rich, I'll at least be rich, so I've got nothing to worry about."
Dartmouth students say stupid things. Overhear something great? Blitz "TheD."
