'09 BG: "Maybe I would believe in God if it were a better lie."
'08 Girl: "I'm so tired of reading Freud, I just want to go out and get drunk."
'08 Boy: "COLLEGE!!!"
'08 AD: "I think it would be more enjoyable to suck the penis than to go down on a girl."
'08 KKG: "WHERE IS MY SLAM PIECE?"
'09 Alpha Phi to another Alpha Phi: "Yeah, I want to have joint 'tails with Alpha Chi tomorrow, too, but [redacted's] ex is in that house, and I dont want to start burning any bridges in the house. We really don't have that many bridges to burn."
'11 Guy: "Right now I'm living in Fahey. Next year though I'll probably live in those apartments above Molly's, and then junior year I'll probably move back on campus."
'11 Football Player: "Yo... I woke up this morning and asked myself, what's better than 17? And I was like, 18 ... I'm finally 18."
Dartmouth students say stupid things. Hear something great? Blitz "The D."
