'11: Omg, how beautiful does the moon look tonight? It's so romantic. Aww.
Another '11: Uhh, that's a streetlamp.
Shirtless dude headed into Food Court with green "A" painted on his chest: "Yo I don't want to go into Thayer without a shirt."
Shirtless dude with a green "D" on his chest, as he puts back on his wifebeater: "Yeah, we gotta keep in classy in here."
'11 boy (to his '11 roommate): "Dude, I don't care how awesome the atmosphere is at the dance party, if you're dancing with a girl you just ask her to leave. Guys don't realize that girls go out to meet guys just like we go out to meet girls. So take her home and bang her!"
'10 boy: "I'm confused. Is the vagina in The D drawn to scale?"
Computer screen of an '11 boy in Earth Science 1:
"Uses a lot of humor -- has a bag full of goodies labeled as Dr. A's lunch -- tries to make everyone feel as comfortable as possible."
Dartmouth students say stupid things. Overhear something great? Blitz "The D."
