'09 Sigma Delt: I'll pee in a frat shower if I have to go, but I would NEVER go in the sink. Ew.
'08 Kappa: Oh my God, I want a stick of meat!
Christian 1: I'm going to go see "The Passion of the Christ," do you want to come?
Christian 2: Nah, it's too bloody. Like imagine if Quentin Tarantino had made a movie about Jesus.
Man watching CNN flood coverage, to his wife: Oh come on honey, let's just pack up and move to Tornado Alley. The kids do love swimming!
'08 Kappa: What alcohol is in a Long Island Iced Tea?
Bartender: Seven of the devil's finest brews...
'08 Kappa: Oh! Surprise me with your ratios!
