'07 Girl at breakfast: I'm not hungry, I just want something in me.
Friend 1: I always masturbate to get over boys.
Friend 2: I just learned how to masturbate last week!
Friend 3: Oh my god, you just learned! I've been masturbating since middle school! My parents have caught me so many times!
Friend 4: Yeah, I've been masturbating since I was like 4!
Sig Ep Boy 1: I don't think I'll make it to Tri-Kap.
Sig Ep Boy 2: Why not?"
Sig Ep Boy 1: I'd pee and freeze.
Sig Ep Boy 2: What? It's Monday Night Freeze?
Boy 1: I got a George Foreman grill and a fish at Walmart.
Boy 2: I went to Walmart and got a watch. It stopped functioning after three months.
Boy 1: Hey, that's what happened with my fish!
'10 Girl 1: Where should we go? AD?
'10 Girl 2: Yes! Alpha Delta! I OWN that place! I slept there one time.
'08 Sig Nu (Pointing to a girl's shirt): This is so interesting. What do you call this?
'09 girl: Uh...stripes.
