'07 Girl, at a party: These days, my breakfast wrap and my vibrator ... they get me through the day.
'10 Boy holding the door to TDX open for his friends: Welcome to Theta Delt.
Other '10 Boy: The boom boom lodge, in the flesh.
'10 Boy: Yep. Most fun sorority on campus.
'09 BG: Dude, if you don't have a pet that can fit in your hand I don't really know what you're doing with yourself.
'09 Boy to '09 Girl (loudly) in Collis: My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
'10 Girl: I have so much hardcore R&B, I could have sex for like four days straight.
Parliamentary Debate Girl 1: I got the shot.
Parliamentary Debate Girl 2: You mean the permanent one?
Parliamentary Debate Girl 1: Yeah, the permanent cootie shot.
Parliamentary Debate Girl 2: Oh, good.
Sweet Sorority Girl 1: Third floor berry is so crowded.
Sweet Sorority Girl 2: Yeah, I know. Third floor berry is like the new first floor. So much face time.
