'05 AD: "Ninety percent of Dartmouth lingo is stolen from me. Facetime, Facechug, etc."
'06 Girls: "Neel, shut up."
'05 AD: "Okay fine, but I popularized 80 perrcent of the words that are used on this campus. I don't have credit for it or anything, I'm just saying."
- Green Key Friday, Bagel Basement.
"If everyone's a little bit gay, why can't she be a little bit straight?"
- Guy, Streeter Hallway
"He's omnipotent? Doesn't that mean he can't get it up?"
- '09 dude, Novack
'06 Girl: "He actually sent her a blitz with a smiley face in it. It was pretty unreal."
'06 Guy: "Oh wow, I would never do that in a blitz to a girl. Although, I may have sent some sophomore year. Actually, I think I sent a blitz with a smiley face in it out to AD sophomore year, and someone responded saying 'Never do this again.'"
[Guy singing in falsetto]
Guy 1: "Wow, that's good, you should be a eunuch."
Guy 2: "Uh, I think it's a little late for that."
Guy 1: "No, it's never too late to cut off your balls."
- '06 Guys, KDE Basement, Monday after Green Key.
"I don't get why girls aren't more into ball sacs."
"Because when you don't shower it gets all crunchy, and it's one step closer to the a**hole."
- '09s, the Green, Thursday afternoon
'09 Girl: "The stir fry guy just called me 'Chicken Bubba' again."
'06 Guy: "You know he calls everyone 'Bubba.'"
'09 Girl: "Oh ... I thought he liked me."
