"If I gain 1.4 more pounds, I'll have gained 20 pounds this year!"
- '09 girl to other '09 girl walking to EW from the gym
Girl with German accent: "Hey is there a party here tonight?"
Guys: "Yeah, downstairs."
Girl with German accent: "Sex on the beach party?"
Guys: "Yup."
Girl with German accent: "But where's the sand and the um ... sex?"
Guys: "Uh, yeah, sex on the beach is a drink, it's the punch downstairs."
Girl with German accent: "Oh, ok." [walks away dismayed]
- Chi Gam, Friday night
"My first confession was when I was 12. He gave me 40 Hail Marys. But I didn't know how to say it so he gave me 80 Our Fathers, son of a bitch."
- '08 boy, Psi U Porch, Easter Sunday
"And then I went to the Phi Delt barbecue ..."
"Oh yeah? I was going to go to that!"
"Really?"
"Haha, no, psych. I only go to fraternities with 'x'es in their names ..."
- '07 girls, frat row
"Hey what are you doing tonight?"
"Oh I'm not sure, I heard there's something going on at Chee Heorot."
- '09 Girls, Food Court sandwich line, Saturday night
"Yeah, like since this side of the river is New Hampshire and right across the bridge is Vermont, the river is international water and there's no drinking age, so they just have this huge party ..."
- Three '10's walking toward the gym, talking about Tubestock
