’15 Guy: I’m playing harbor tonight.’17 Girl: I didn’t know you played a sport!

’14 Girl: I’m just going to go to Psi U and let fate decide.’14 Girl 2: That should be written on someone’s tombstone.

Tuck Prof: It’s the Miley Cyrus effect. People will always remember her for her wrecking ball.

Econ Prof: I hear the Biebs is growing a mustache.

’16 Girl: She doesn’t understand. You have to case a wide net in the sea of hookups.

’14 Boy: That’s why I had to quit lacrosse. I bruise like a peach.

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