Top 5 Things We’d Do If We Had All the Time in the World

By The Dartmouth Mirror Staff

Published on Friday, February 22, 2013

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  1. Learn a ton of languages! And we mean really learn, not just memorize the foreign sex phrases and pick-up lines in Urban Outfitters books.
  2. Watch every episode of “Law and Order: SVU” in order, if only to pick up on instances of subtle sexual tension between Stabler and Benson.
  3. Memorize an infinite amount of inane trivia to finally best that smug Ken Jennings (and Watson) on “Jeopardy.”
  4. Do your laundry, vacuum and go to the gym. Come on guys, the basics.
  5. Go through the Buzzfeed archives and read every list in history. Corgis in sweaters and Beyonce gifs never get old.

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