Overheards
By You
Published on Friday, February 1, 2013
'13 Girl: What the hell is Tinder? Everyone and their mom is asking about it. ’14 Girl: It’s like a dating app. ’13 Girl: Is there a hit it and quit it app?
’15 Girl: I’m pretty sure I just pooped at the thought of eating a Hop burrito.
’16 Guy: I heard that you get some sort of cane with a snake on it at graduation if you write a thesis.
’14 Girl: Remember when we took Bailey’s shots and chased them with Cheerios? ’14 Girl 2: Yeah, things went downhill sophomore year.
’13 Guy: Do you think my professor will think I’m more responsible if I submit this during meetings?
English 42 TA: I watched this movie on my honeymoon and it didn’t interrupt any of the normal honeymoon activities.
’14 Girl: I can’t wear my fur vest on Tuesdays and Thursdays because that’s when I have my animal rights class.
’13 Girl: You see, poverty is not my thing.
The modern woman is so unattractive.
By Male on Feb 1 | 12:19 pm
Go back to the 1800’s and date a proper lady then. Have fun!
By Female on Feb 4 | 8:31 pm