By You, The Dartmouth Staff
Published on Friday, June 29, 2012
’14 Post-Good Sam: Or, to be realistic, it’s not “drink, drank, drunk.” More like “drink, drunk, dead.”
'14 Girl: I burped so hard I laughed so hard I cried.
’14 Guy: I’m basically the Jesus of Dartmouth
Girl 1: What, did you take my phone? Girl 2: Why would I do that? Girl 1: Cause you are a... uhh... maniacal conniving bitch?
’13 Girl to gay ’13 Guy: If I were a man, I would do you right now. If I were a big burly man, I would go down on you.
’14 Girl: I’m a member of every frat on campus
’12 Girl: I’m supposed to be out getting laid right now but instead I’m watching “Say Yes to the Dress” and eating pizza bagels.
’14 Tri-Delt: We are always a tri-shmob-delt.
’12 Girl: Do you think EBAs would give me a ride home if I pretended to be a pizza?