Top 5 things to say that will get you punched in the face by a senior

By The Dartmouth Mirror Staff

Published on Friday, May 25, 2012

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1. “So what are you going to do with that theater major?” He/she probably knows that he/she wasted over $200,000 on an education — don’t rub it in.
2. “Do you mind Greenprinting this for me? Oh right, they shut that off for you.”
3. “Why don’t you just grab that from Topside? Oh right, they shut that off for you too.”
4. “How many last chance matches did you get?” The answer is almost always zero.
5. “Don’t you wish you could stay here forever?” Too real.