Overheards

'14 Girl 1: Yesterday we went on a date. '14 Girl 2: Where'd you go?'14 Girl 1: Mai Thai.'14 Girl 2: You're such a slut.


'13 Girl: I'm never going to Psi U again. Unless I plan to sleep there. Then I'll go.


'12 Guy: What if I want to have sex every day and my wife only wants to have sex once a year?Govt. Prof: It's called compromise have sex twice a year.


'13 Girl: What do you say when people are tweeting you up? You're threaded?


FO&M Lawn Mower Operator at 8 a.m. outside Woodward: Well, that's not the first time I've mowed over a thong.


'12 Girl: I like hanging out with you. It's because I have no morals.


'13 Girl: Being a minority is such a resume- builder.


Linguistics Prof: If you don't know the definition of modial auxiliary, memorize it now and know it from this point forward, to impress your friends ... and intimidate your enemies.


 

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