Published on Friday, May 18, 2012
’15 girl: My friends told me they thought the Arab Spring was a water source.
’13 girl at hop: I’m the only girl of the 20 people in this line. ’15 guy: It’s like if you were a guy in line at King Arthur.
’13 girl: You know that awkward moment when you go upstairs to meet the dog and then there’s no dog…?
’15 girl: It should be his responsibility to tell me that I might get dinged from Tri-Delt for hooking up with him.
’13 Italian major: I have “call me maybe” stuck in my head. I’ve started translating it into Italian.
’13 Guy on Wednesday: My plan is just to get on table tomorrow and never leave.
’13 guy: Remember when we ran from S&S and you almost died? ’13 girl: That story isn’t even realistic because it involves me running.
’15 Guy: That smells good but it looks disgusting. ’12 Guy: Well, you generally can’t have both when it comes to Chinese food.