Top 5 Tenets That We Wish Were Included in the Original “Dartmouth Man” Stereotype
By The Dartmouth Mirror Staff
Published on Friday, May 11, 2012
- He must be able to play any Aerosmith love song on the guitar.
- He must be good with kids and puppies.
- He must only wear his lax pinnie ironically or while playing lacrosse.
- He must be able to do something in the kitchen besides toast a Pop Tart.
- He must shower at least once a day. We’ll even settle for once a week.