Published on Friday, May 11, 2012
Undergraduate Dean: Being a dean blows!
’13 Girl: I don’t hate him, but if he was on fire and I had a cup of water in my hands I would probably drink it.
’13 Girl: I really don’t like purple bag Skittles. ’13 Guy: Hey, beggars can’t be choosers. ’13 Girl: Beggars should hold themselves to higher standards.
’13 Girl: Up until sophomore spring, I thought S&M stood for sex and magic.
’13 Girl: Passover’s basically like a South Beach diet.
’13 Girl: I thought it was sophomore slump but it’s more like junior jaundice.
’13 Girl: I rank my nights by the number of bruises I find the next morning.
’13 Guy to ’13 Girl: If you’re in Vandana, then why are you white?