The Mirror Asks… If I were a boy?

By Erin Landau, The Dartmouth Staff

Published on Friday, May 11, 2012

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“On campus, I would want to just bro out in a frat basement because they’re usually more of a guy scene than a girl scene.” —Amanda Spoto ’14

“I would treat women with respect.” —Alice Liou ’13

“I’d get used to my new body first. I’ve been a woman for so long I’d need some time to adjust.” —Victoria Tucker ’13

“I’d aim while peeing and definitely write my name at least once while peeing.” —Becky Waite ’12

“I don’t know if being a boy would be all that different than being a girl. I would enjoy going pee standing up, and I would probably be a lot less self-conscious and worry less about my appearance. I would spend less time on my hair and makeup and probably get a lot more sleep.” —Abby Yazbak ’14

“I would wear baggy pants all the time.” —Katie Bonner ’15

“I would pee standing up and shave my head on a whim.” —Sam Parker ’15

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