Top 5 Things You Pray Your Parents Won’t Do on First-Year Family Weekend
By The Dartmouth Mirror Staff
Published on Friday, May 4, 2012
- Attempt any form of in-person or digital contact with you from 10 p.m. to 10 a.m.
- Family photo shoot on the Green.
- Inviting your evil, devil-spawn roommate and family to an extended off-campus dinner.
- Don a derby hat and opt to join in the debaucherous activities on Webster Ave.
- Request an all-access tour of “that Rolling Stone frat.”