Overheards

'13 Girl: I mean, I'm comfortable sending my underwear to an actual laundry service, just not to Psi U.


'15 Guy: I've only considered being a Heorot. Being a Heorot is like having a Harvard degree ... You can do anything with it!


'13 Girl: It's a wizards and sluts party. I don't know which to dress up as! Moaning Myrtle?


Drunk guy reading breathalyzer: Is that my temperature?


'13 Girl: I miss freshman fall, but at least I remember people now.


'13 in KAF: I'm the Somalia of productivity right now.


'13 Girl: Wow, Ruth Simmons is leaving at the same time as Kim Jong ... I mean Jim Yong Kim.


'14 Guy: Oh, I didn't use the bathroom in high school.


 

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