Overheards

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Published on Friday, January 27, 2012

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’15 Girl 1: All relationships originate as drunk hookups. ’15 Girl 2: It’s not a bad way to start.

’11 Guy to ’12 Girl: You have great breasts... Are you sure you’re Asian?

’13 Girl: I actually enjoyed investment banking. ’13 Boy: Just like I enjoyed pledge term.

’12 Girl: He was a tragic figure. it was like having sex with Hamlet.

’13 Girl: I don’t get tan, I get freckles and skin cancer.

’15 Girl Checking Blitz: OMG no! We’re missing the Heorot Highlighter Party!

’12 Girl: I don’t have a job yet, so I need to get serious about this findiing a rich older husband business.

’14 Girl: I don’t care if he’s got a wife, a girlfriend and two kids. I’m making out with him this weekend.

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