Top 5 Reasons You Are Glad to Go to Dartmouth and Not Any Other Ivy
By The Dartmouth Mirror Staff
Published on Friday, January 13, 2012
- Because before there was Facebook, there was facetime.
- Because what even is the “Cornell School of Industrial and Labor Relations?”
- Because we’d rather inhale the clean mountain air than clouds of Philadelphia poison gas.
- Because we may not have Emma Watson, but we have (had?) the Sun God.
- Because the Ledyard Challenge is fun. The Charles Challenge is a death sentence.
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Five MORE Reasons You Are Glad To Go To Dartmouth!
6) Because who needs public transportation to things when you have Advanced Transit, that doesn’t run past 7 or at all on weekends?
7) What other Ivy school can guarantee at LEAST one fraternity sexism scandal per trimester?
8) What other Ivy has a publication that insists on using the outdated racist mascot just because they KNOW it’s racist and inflammatory? (Yeah, I know it’s not school-sanctioned, but come on)
9) You can sleep soundly at night knowing you are an alumnus/alumna of the same school as several architects of the economic collapse.
10) Because you are on a campus with excruciatingly cold winters and a high incidence of SAD and other mental illnesses, yet it can take up to MONTHS to get an appointment with a therapist! What an amazing combination that makes the tuition SO WORTH IT!
By Disgruntled2010 on Jan 19 | 8:24 pm