Top 5 Reasons You Are Glad to Go to Dartmouth and Not Any Other Ivy

By The Dartmouth Mirror Staff

Published on Friday, January 13, 2012

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  1. Because before there was Facebook, there was facetime.
  2. Because what even is the “Cornell School of Industrial and Labor Relations?”
  3. Because we’d rather inhale the clean mountain air than clouds of Philadelphia poison gas.
  4. Because we may not have Emma Watson, but we have (had?) the Sun God.
  5. Because the Ledyard Challenge is fun. The Charles Challenge is a death sentence.

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Five MORE Reasons You Are Glad To Go To Dartmouth!

6) Because who needs public transportation to things when you have Advanced Transit, that doesn’t run past 7 or at all on weekends?

7) What other Ivy school can guarantee at LEAST one fraternity sexism scandal per trimester?

8) What other Ivy has a publication that insists on using the outdated racist mascot just because they KNOW it’s racist and inflammatory? (Yeah, I know it’s not school-sanctioned, but come on)

9) You can sleep soundly at night knowing you are an alumnus/alumna of the same school as several architects of the economic collapse.

10) Because you are on a campus with excruciatingly cold winters and a high incidence of SAD and other mental illnesses, yet it can take up to MONTHS to get an appointment with a therapist! What an amazing combination that makes the tuition SO WORTH IT!

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