Overheards

By You

Published on Friday, January 6, 2012

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’14 Guy: It’s a big turn on, girls with cold necks.

’13 Guy in FoCo: People only like me in small doses. It’s a shame because I have such a huge penis.

’13 Tri-Delt: According to my internal clock, it’s almost GDX time.

’13 Girl drinking Jack Daniels: Ew. How does Ke$ha brush her teeth with this shit?

’13 Boy: Are you excited for Avicii? ’12 Friday Night Rocker: Eh. I’m down as a “maybe” on Facebook

’13 Boy: One time, I was deleting a lot of friends, and Facebook told me I was spamming.

’13 Guy to ’13 Kappa: Are you the Kappa Klepto? Because you just stole my heart.

’13 Girl: I don’t get tan, I get freckles and skin cancer.

’14 Guy: Dartmouth is like P90X for your liver.