Overheards
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Published on Friday, April 9, 2010
Crying ’12 girl: I COULDN’T GO TO CHURCH THIS MORNING BECAUSE I WAS IN JAIL.
’11 Engineer: I think the answer is that it would be squishy!
’13 Talking on cell phone: Can I have your liver if mine dies?
’12 Girl: I’m not good with boys or chairs. Usually I’m okay with chairs, not so much boys.
’10 Girl to ’12 Guy: Don’t worry, everything I’m wearing tonight is slide-off-able.
’10 Psi U: I don’t know who is going to be happier when Phi Delt gets their basement back...Phi Delts or everyone else.
’13 Girl: She used to take pictures of every single outfit she wore, to make sure she would never wear the same one twice. But don’t worry, I think she got help.
’11 Girl in the middle of the Green: Hey can I see your belly button? ’11 Guy: Yeah, but can you first count out 10 jumping jacks for me? ’11 Girl: This week is weird.
’10 Guy: Getting to the library and realizing you forgot your power cord is like setting up a game of pong and not having a ball. You just can’t play.