Overheards
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Published on Friday, February 26, 2010
’12 Guy 1: Wait, you’re still trying to hook up with her? ’12 Guy 2: It’s only 12 o’clock.
’13 Girl Friday night: Did you see the overheard about the ’13 who wanted to be on dimensions and H-Croo? ’11 Girl: Yeah. ’13 Girl: Why is that funny?
’11 Tabard: If I was good at being a lesbian, I’d probably still be one.
Psi U ’10 1: You’re going to be living in the Philippines next year? You know you’re putting yourself in like 40 times more danger than the rest of us. Psi U ’10 2: Not if you’re living in Brooklyn.
Guy at party: I’m so wasted right now that even if Matt Scott were here, I’d still be the drunkest girl at the party.
’13 Girl: Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I scream.
’10 Panarchist: People never think about this, but you KNOW if you could live in any fruit or vegetable it would be an avocado.
’11 Psi U: If I had the choice right now between a burger or sex, I’d probably take the burger. No wait, I’d take the sex, but I’d be pissed I couldn’t have both.