Overheards
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Published on Friday, August 21, 2009
First ’11 Female: I always think about sex in the library. The second I’m there, bam, I’m thinking about it. Second ’11 Female: I always think about sex in Astro. There are just...so many boys.
First ’11 Male: The other night she came over while I was studying in Novack and kissed the top of my head. Second ’11 Male: Dude, that’s sweet. First ’11 Male: Yeah. I haven’t turned in any work since the second week, and she said I could turn it all in next week.
’11 Male: Yes, mom, I have a fever. The thermometer said 99.8 in my mouth. No, I’m not going to put it in my butt.
Art Professor: So, how are your final projects coming? Silence. Art Professor: Wow y’all...I can feel this negative energy waving at me...here (points to stomach). I mean really....have a Rollo or something! Throws Rollos at class.
First ’11 Female: You hooked up with [AD ’11/ name retracted]? First ’11 Female: No he just made out with my face for awhile.
Religion Prof: The price of cocaine has gone down. And thank God, because I have to read your papers. Religion student: I suppose it’s only fair, since we’re taking drugs while we’re writing them.
First ’11 Female: Just let me know if you caught anything from him. I’ll get my lead pipe. Second ’11 Female: Are you Colonel Mustard or something? Why do you have a lead pipe?