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Published on Friday, May 1, 2009

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'12 Girl to S&S officer behind the bar at AD: Can I get a beer?

'12 Guy: We'll have to do a surprise exorcism on you.

Girl on Collis porch: It's the same concept as: If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? If you black out the whole night, did you have fun?

'11 AD: I took a bath in Perrier once. It ruled.

'09 Tabard: whatever, BG's like a minstrel show anyway.

'11 Girl: Oh hey, remember that time you pooped yourself?

'11 KDE: I was running! You have to give it context!

'12 Guy 1: Are you going to join the woodsmen's team?

'12 Guy 2: Next year. Next year, I'll become a man.

'10 guy 1: are you going to derby?

'10 guy 2: no, but if I was I would wear my d-bag orange pants.

'12 Guy sitting in Tabard Basement: I'm really fascinated with this scene right now. Everyone in this basement could potentially be looking to hook up with everyone else. It's confusing.

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